"We want to upgrade your car! We'll give you $1500 towards a new Escape!"

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
01/19/2020 at 21:42 • Filed to: Maybe I could get one as a loaner

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... and I thought the Fiesta had a face only a mother could love. But I could finance one spec’d out how I like for less than an Outback... maybe I’ll give one a test drive. Thanks for the offer, dealership I likely won’t buy from again!


DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CB
01/19/2020 at 21:53

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I’m not saying that there won’t be an Es-Cap-Eh ST (Escapist), but if there is it’ll only come in DCT flavor.


Kinja'd!!! CB > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/19/2020 at 21:55

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It would also be $45k CAD and give me more depression than I already have.


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > CB
01/19/2020 at 21:57

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“We want to upgrade your car! We’ll give you $1500 towards a new Escape!”

No thanks, I’m good.


Kinja'd!!! facw > CB
01/19/2020 at 21:58

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I think it looks fine. I mean I wouldn’t buy one, but I wouldn’t be embarrassed to have it as my rental car.


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > CB
01/19/2020 at 22:00

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The only thing thats an upgrade from is a Mitsubishi Eclipse Cross.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > CB
01/19/2020 at 22:15

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I actually reeeeeally like the look of the new Escape. Much more than the last one anyway.

And the turbo i3 is kinda neat, Altho I’m sure it’s been engineered for boredom. 


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > CB
01/19/2020 at 22:22

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I have a Fiesta question for you since I just rented one last week: is the seat bottom of the front seat ridiculously short, or is it just me? Like I’m not that tall but if I slouch slightly, as I do when I drive, the front part of the seat bottom is  a good six inches from the back of my knees. It just felt unstable.


Kinja'd!!! CB > smobgirl
01/19/2020 at 22:25

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I feel fine in mine, but I also have Recaros. I’ve never felt unstable in it.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CB
01/19/2020 at 22:30

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Ford Performance (North America), “Would you like to slam your dick in a door? Well good news!”


Kinja'd!!! A Boy and His Longtail > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
01/20/2020 at 00:29

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Could they give me that towards something cooler? GT350, maybe? 


Kinja'd!!! jimz > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
01/20/2020 at 05:23

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It’s the same engine as in the new Fiesta ST.